Vampire Brainrot Central

Guys I’ve just made an absolutely insane discovery and I am losing my entire fucking mind

I know it’s like cringe or whatever to care about media unironically but I actually do love when you love a story so much it becomes a part of your soul

animals are so right about nuzzling your face into things

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit. Post title: "I want to smell inhuman." Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."

jihaad:

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083. Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few: "Smells like a Robot's breath." "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather." "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities." "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..." "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I need this perfume I NEED it

derinthescarletpescatarian:

At that price I do not need it.

life is so hard for a 23 year old teenage girl who is always lonely in her room

(Kicking legs into the air) I'm sooo masc... Hehe... Ooh my gooood I'm Sooo masc!!!!

Anonymous sent:

when I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalise it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died

targuzzler-deactivated20180224 replied:

I cant comment on this just fucking look at it

tessas-thompson:
“Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood
in NOPE (2022), dir. Jordan Peele
” — **Keke Palmer** as **Emerald Haywood**
in **NOPE (2022)**, dir. Jordan Peele

He would not fucking say that but let's indulge